Wow, I Never Knew My Keyboard Had A Rumble Pak

As I sit and type this entry into my blog, my fingers are getting a nice massage. Mmm, vibrations. Actually, my whole body is getting a massage. Are massages supposed to make you feel sick? I didn't think so, so I'm not actually getting a massage and the reality is that I do not have a rumble pak on my keyboard. I know because I checked. I did not see any device that would make my keyboard vibrate. Where are these vibrations coming from you ask? Well, it isn't an earthquake. Last time I checked Bemidji was not on a fault line, unless there is something the government isn't telling us. Which is a big possibility, but I doubt it. Hmm, what could it be??? *looks to her left at the wall* Ohhhhhhh! I finally figured it out! The vibrations are coming from that rap music that my neighbor is playing next door. It's so nice of her to make my keyboard vibrate. Just think of how much more fun computer games will be!!! Yeah!!! Crank it up sweet cakes!!! *scratches ear* What's this? Blood? SWEET!!! Now when I play computer games and my character gets wounded I will know what it feels like! Wow, my neighbor is the bestest neighbor in the WORLD!!!! I love her and I think I will decapitate her. . . I mean give her a big hug and stab her in the back!!! I mean and give her a big kiss too!!! Huggles and snuddles Patty! You win the award for best nighbor in this universe and the next.

*goes to show Patty THE Butterknife*