Saturday, April 05, 2003

What!? I Can't Hear You!

Because my wonderful neighbor was playing her music really loud again. I swear, I think I'm losing my hearing. Can you imagine what she is doing to her hearing? Well, I just got fed up with it all and during a commercial I went over there and knocked on her door. I was watching "Silent Mobius" on TechTV. I love that show! Anyway, I knocked on her door and she did not hear me knocking!! Her music was so loud that she didn't hear three loud knocks. After the the last knock, I put a polite note on her marker board. "Damn you! Turn down the music, beyotch!" Ok, that is not how the note went. As all of you know I would never do that. I basically said to keep her music down. I even said thank you and put a smiley face. How nice I am.

Well, my efforts paid off and she quit playing her music loud when she read the note on her door. I knew she read the note because I heard her open the door and go to the bathroom. After she came back she played one last song really loud, probably out of spite, and then turned it down. I went to throw away my trash and realized she wrote a note on her door. It reads, "What time is quiet hours? 1 a.m.? Oh ok." I didn't write the note because I thought it was quiet hours!!! Baka! I wrote it because my fucking ears were starting to bleed!!! The vibrations from her damn bass was making me sick! I don't care if she plays her music at 2 a.m.! I'm up anyway! What an ingnorant fool! Stupid mortal!!! Geez!!! Ok, I'm done ranting. Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

*looks at Ilpalazzo* I thought you were going to destroy that?
I: Hmm, what?
S: The game, I thought you were going to destroy it along with the Game Boy Color.
I: Mmm no, I don't believe I said that.
S: What about the ignorant masses?
I: Oh, your neighbor? Yeah, she's a pain. Go destroy her music. That is for the ignorant masses.
S: What about the game though?
I: Hmm, what?
S: Oh never mind.

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