Bathroom Phone Calls

I love it when people bring their cell phones into the bathroom stall with them. It is so wonderful to hear them talking to whoever on the other line and peeing. I wish I had a cell phone, so I could do that. *rolls eyes* I mean, just think of the possibilities! You could do business, talk to your mother, order from a catalogue, and you could order pizza. Wow, ordering dinner from a bathroom stall! I am soooooo envious of those girls who can do that. I think I am going to go out right now and buy me a cell phone. I'm sold!

Girl In Stall: So did I get the results in the mail yet?
Sher: *eyes widen*
GIS: I did? Cool, did you open them up and look to see how I did? I know I passed the. . .
S: *flushes*
GIS: Oh, I'm in the bathroom.
S: *shakes head*
GIS: Wow! I did really good.
S: *thinks* Go back and relearn English. *starts to wash hands*
GIS: That's great!!!
S: *leaves while rolling her eyes and flicking the girl off*

I am so sorry if that was disgusting, but that is exactly what happened. I hate humanity and their stupidity. It will always astound me now and forever. Oh well, I guess I can't complain too much because I did get to rant about it on my blog. If that hadn't happened I would have ranted about the computer illiterate cheerleaders in my media explorations class. I do believe, however, that that would have been way funnier. I will have to tell you guys about them because they send out stupid waves to other people and infect them. It is not pretty. I try to keep my distance, but it is difficult seeing how I have to spend two hours with them in the same classroom. The horror, the. . . horror. *falls over and starts to twitch* *starts to mutter* Zip discs are for losers. . . zip. . . zip discs are for losers. *yells* Noooo! Help!

*gets a helmet to stop the stupid waves*