What The??? Continued

Treize: *looks at Sher's bed and sees a lump under the covers* Sher? Is that you?
Sher: *muffled* Yup.
T: What are you doing?
S: *muffled* Evil rap music. *hand comes out of covers and points to the wall*
T: Yes, it is quite irritating. Aren't you hot under your covers? It's a beautiful day.
S: Yes, but it's a little quieter under here. If I hold my pillow to my ears, it's not so bad.
T: I will take care of this problem for you. Lady Une! Damn, she's in Duluth. Ummm, Ilpalazzo!
Ilpalazzo: Yes, what is it?
T: Go take care of the ingnorant mass next door.
I: Ignorant mass? *evil laugh* She shall be destroyed! Excel, Hyatt!
Excel & Hyatt: Hail Ilpalazzo!
I: Go take care of that, would you.
E: Yes Ilpalazzo-sama! Excel shall do your bidding! Excel shall succeed and vanquish the ignorant mass that lives next door!!
H: Yes. . . *falls over and blood trickles out of her mouth*
I: It'll be done. *grabs his guitar, a lesson book, and leaves*
T: Darling, why did you put prosthetic appendix on your blog?
S: 'Cuz it's funny. *muffle* Tom, Chris, and I came up with it when we were typing up our Comm Tech presentation in PowerPoint. *muffle*
T: I see, and it's funny because?
S: *muffles and kicks the wall* Because the appendix is the most useless organ in the body. It would be silly to get a prosthetic one. We were saying that someday you could access the Internet with it and learn vast amounts of information through yout appendix. *muffle* Isn't that hilarious??? *muffle*
T: *smiles warmly* Yes dear. *leaves because the rap music is just too much* Why couldn't she play some nice classical music?
S: *pops head out from under her covers* Because she is an ignorant mass of stupidity!