My Very Own Elf To Love. . . Platonically

Well, those who read this already know about my little purchase, or should I say lifesized purchase? *swoons* I have no idea why I bought him. . . well. . . ok, I'm lying, how could I not. Legolas is really cool, cute, and *fiddles with his ears* elven. *nods* I remember seeing that standup in Duluth, but he wasn't for sale. You had to enter a contest and win him. I wanted him then, and I still thought about him every once and a while. Then Meg pointed him out to me when we went to the FYE store at the mall. Yeah, it took me a few minutes, but then I realized it was fate. He was meant to be my cardboard cutout, no one else's. I then purchased him. Meg and I were giggling the rest of the day because I had him. We were thinking of all the funny things we could do with him. *goes off in a dream* *snaps awake* It would be FUN!! I am going to take pictures of him all the time! I shall post them somewhere. Here maybe? I'll make another web site? Hmm, I have no idea, but it would be exciting. Tom said that my site could be called "Legolas explores Bemidji." Yeah, that's gweat.

I had a great halloween! I handed out candy and Capri Sun juice bags out to children! Yay! While I did that I watched the first Harry Potter movie with Meggles. Then Warumono and Jaeix came to visit in their wonderful costumes. Mark my words you two, I will steal the dress and that HAT!! *slaps self* I mean, you both looked really nice. I'm glad I got pictures, so I can show my minions what to take when they sneak into your house/dorm room to get them! *slaps self again* I mean, so I can cherish the fun we had with Legolas. Mind you, it was platonic fun. *nods confidently*

Well, I must go and devise a scheme to steal the hat and dr. . . I mean, go and do homework. Umm, yes homework. Damn nanomachines! I think they are evolving! They are making me tell my secrets! Ahhhhhhh!!! *falls over*