Home Sweet Shopping Cart

After leaving a rantable about living in a shopping cart I feel inspired to write about the fun I would have.

Can you see it? It would be bigger than my dorm room and very shiny. I would have to insulate it so I wouldn't freeze and I could take the insulation out during the summer. It would be nice and cool. I would have to put something on the bottom so my feet wouldn't hurt. Ooo, I could have a water bottle hanging on the inside and I would never go thirsty. People could feed me yummy carrots and *thinks* and. . . and. . . spaghetti? I don't know, maybe sushi? Yeah, that would be nummylicious. I know! There could be a sign that says, "Beware the Kush" and I could act like a rabid bunny. I could pretend like I was a prisoner and say stuff like, "I'm innocent man! Innocent!" I could also sing the cell block tango because I'm cool like that. Then I would get the attention of the local news channel and they would call me crazy and I would agree. It would be awesome! Oh! I could put a motor on it and drive it around! I could jump huge curbs and run out into traffic with it on a windy day! It would be the best! Then it would become a national rage and there would be Extreme Shopping Cart Racing, or ESCR. I would win all the time and then I could line my cart with all my trophies. It will happen someday, you just watch and see. *winks and giggles*

*goes off to gnaw on her new home*