Ear Cleaner Monster

Ear Cleaner Monster

First off, is ear cleaner one word, or two? To me it seems like it would be two words, but English is a funny language so one cannot be certain sometimes. Hold on, I'll check the box. *goes to bathroom* *comes back and sits in front of Chichiri* According to the box they are called "Safety Swabs" and there used to be 340 of them in said box, however, the box also calls them "Cotton Swabs." *blink blink* I just call them ear cleaners because that is what they do, clean my ears. *nods*

The cotton swab monster is loose in my bathroom. I dropped a safety swab and cannot seem to find it. *sigh* Perhaps it is not a monster at all. Perhaps it is meant to save people from dangerous situations. It is called a safety swab after all. Maybe that one little swab will teach the other cotton swabs to become safety swabs.

The Life Cycle of a Cotton Swab

A young cotton swab starts out as a little piece of white fuzz called cotton. *imagine a little white fuzz* This is Herby and we will follow him through his life cycle from cotton to safety swab.

Herby wants to grow up and become a safety swab someday, just like his dad, but first he has to find a stick. *imagine little Herby roaming around in a field* The quest to find a stick is very difficult and Herby is well on his way. *Herby gets scooped up by a human hand* Oh! There goes Herby, off to the factory to find his stick. Bye bye little guy and good luck! *Herby smiles*

*Herby is now in a factory* Here at the factory Herby will find a stick and finally become a cotton swab. Look Herby, there goes a good stick! Get that one! *Herby fails to fetch the stick* Aww poor Herby, maybe the next one! *Herby sees a stick that is glowing, it must be the one for him* That a boy Herby! You got your stick!

*Herby and his stick are made into a cotton swab* Now Herby has matured into a cotton swab and will be put in a box with other cotton swabs. Look Herby, friends! *Herby looks happy and mingles*

Herby's box will be shipped to a store where someone, possibly you, could buy him and his new pals! *Herby's box is placed on a store shelf* Hiya Herby! *Herby waves* Oh look Herby, someone who might buy you and your friends! *Kush picks up box and throws it in a cart* Whoa easy there Kush, you got special cargo in that box. *Herby waves*

*Kush looks around* "Damn voices," she states with disgust. *continues to the check out*

What do you think of your new owner Herby? *Herby gives thumbs up* Yes, she does look like the sort who could use a *booming voice* safety swab *end booming voice* in her bathroom. *Herby nods*

*Herby and his buddies are in their box in Kush's bathroom* Herby waits patiently while his new owner, Kushrenada, takes his friends to clean her ears and then throws them away. Don't worry Herby, your day will come. Look, here she comes, could today be the day? *Kush grabs Herby and drops him* Go Herby, this is your chance!!! Beocome a safety swab!!! *Kush looks for ear cleaner, but no luck in finding him* *Herby scitters out of sight* Now Herby, transform! *Herby glows and yells, "Safety Swab!!!"* Look at you now Herby, you are a safety swab! Congratulations, now you can help your friends become safety swabs and protect Kushrenada from any bathroom accident. *Herby cheers as he glows with delight*

Well kids, now that you know how to become a safety swab, you too can become one, just like Herby!

The end.

Umm, I know I'm a little nuts, but please don't throw me in the loony bin. *blinks* Unless Dr. Muraki is there!!! Then lock me up and throw away the key!! ~_^

After all this nonsense, all I wanted to say was Happy birthday Meggles!