Shiny Chompers

Shiny Chompers

*opens mouth* Hee yay ar a hiny an kee! Idn hat huenduh? I hink ho. *closes mouth* *yawns* I had an early dentist appointment this morning and everything is fine and dandy. *nods* I'm kind of tired today because I had to get up at 7 a.m.! Ok, I know it isn't super early and most of you are already at work, but to me, that is a forbidden time for awareness and broccli. Sometimes for asparagus too, but we won't get into the sleeping habitts of vegetables. Fruit on the other hand, they are a crazy sort of bunch. They like being up in the morning and that is why we drink orange juice for breakfast. *nods*

I have decided, ok maybe it isn't written in stone, but I am thinking about making Maki the goddes of dental hygene as well as sound. For those of you not up to date with the crazy people in my head, here is who I am talking about. Maki is the goddess of sound in Maiestus. She loves to control the frequencies and if someone ever got rid of her Maiestus would be silent. She is sound with a body and a mind. And Sound prefers to have her body wear raver clothes and loves to have crazy hair, not to mention swanky tattoos. Ok, so why the waddlefuzz would I want her to have anything to do with dentists? Well, I got my teeth cleaned by a thing called a sonic scaler. It is a neat little gadgetroo that uses high frequencies to get tartar out of those hard to reach places. Wow, it works too! In my mouth my teeth are singing, "Sonic scaler goodness, it's good for us! Yeah, yeah, yeah! We're happy, we're shiny, we're clean! Whoo!" Isn't that the sweetest!?

Not all of my dentist visit was a happy musical. I did have my dramatic moments when the evil wisdom teeth showed up in the x-ray singing, "We are here to conquer! Fear us, or go bonkers! We are evil, we are mean. In the future we will make you scream. Fear the evil teeth of WISDOM!!!" I was once told that I didn't have wisdom teeth and I was happy beyond belief. However, the x-rays that I got today say I do and like my big brother I have two on the bottom and one on the top. *growls* Then there is my father who has them, but has never had them out because they don't bother him. One of Scott's wisdom teeth was turned sideways and he had to get it out. Mine, however, seem to look straight. Now, I hope I'm like my dad and I won't need them out. *hopes* I am going to see a surgeon *shivers* to see what he/she thinks of em'. I really don't want to have more surgery on my head. I don't want general anestesia because I'll get sick. It never fails, I always do and I am not looking forward to that.

Tomorrow is my last day at the TV station, so expect a sad entry. I don't want to go! Ok, it probably won't be sad, but maybe serious. We'll see.