Orange Semi Trucks???
Lately I have been having very surreal dreams and I remember them. *sighs* I'm kind of getting tired of remembering my dreams everynight. The latest dream wasn't all that strange, it was just different. I dreampt that I was cruising around Hibbing. I was by myself and it was a sunny day and autumn leaves littered the ground. I was enjoying my drive when I heard sirens. I decided to turn off the road I was driving on, and on to another so I cuold get out of the way of the police cars. The next thing I knew there was an orange semi truck racing toward me. The sirens were blaring and I realized that that was a police semi truck. My mouth gaped open in surprise. The semi truck wasn't normal either. Both the cab and the trailor were rounder than normal. It was as tall as a regular semi truck, but not as long. I stopped at a stop sign and noticed to my left that there was another semi truck turning to follow the other one. I sat their amazed as another one was coming from down the road I was on. That truck halted and the driver opened his window. I did the same. The driver asked if I had seen the other two, and if I did, could I tell him what direction they went. I informed him that he was going the right way and he left to follow the other trucks. I then woke up.
Now that you know my dream, now you can get this joke. *clears throat* *narrator voice on* Jimmy Flandinsky was a trucker who fought for justice. He became a cop, but didn't want to give up his big rig. *honk honk* Jimmy Flandinsky is, The Trucker Cop! Airing Tuesdays on SCK. *narrator voice off*
I'm in one of my humorous moods today because I was thinking of *narrator voice* The Trucker Cop *narrator voice off* while I was brushing my teeth. Then to top it off I saw a van that said, "Vendomatic" on it while going to work. *tip* You have no idea the will power I had to use to make myself not burst out! I have to admit that I snickered and smiled a huge grin, but I basically stayed calm. Then I pictured Jimmy Flandinsky DRIVING the Vendomatic van! *sighs* Can you believe I still didn't laugh out loud? I know that if one of you had been there, I would have been on the floor!

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