Bleeping Bleeps!!!

Why on earth has this happened to me!?! It is, as I type this, 2:30 in the beeping morning!! Some idiot stole my marker and his stupid wench of a girlfriend helped. Ahhhh!!! My precious blue marker!!! How can mortals be sooooo unbelievably stupid!? This does not help my misanthropic views of humanity!! I think to myself, "Well maybe humanity isn't completely imbecilic." Unfortunately, my views of humanity never change because they do stupid things like steal a random person's marker. Granted, it was just a marker, but it was my BLUE marker! This is Wed. night Thurs. morning and I think they were drunk! Can you believe the stupidity!!! I shouldn't really be blogging right now because I'm so angry with mortals right now, but damn it!!! Ok, ok. *takes a deep breath* *shakes head* It's really hard to accept that these people are the future of our country. You would think a college student would be more mature, but I guess not. Alright, now that they have taken my marker everything is quiet and I think I will be able to sleep. *sighs* Grrrrrr! They were so noisey earlier!

*looks sad* I hate the dorms so much. I can't believe people like living in dorms. People say that dorm life is one of the best experiences for someone, but I would have to disagree. It is loud, people are rude, and you really have no privacy. Ok, I think I need to sleep because I'm getting really ranty.

*wanders back to bed after eyeing up the doomsday button*