Loaded To The Gills

Loaded To The Gills

Now you are probably wondering the age old question, "Does Kush have gills?" The answer to this question is a most definite yes.

I am Kush, the smiling pirana.

One day in South America a smiling, little pirana named Kush was tired of the water. Sure there was lots to do, like swim freely in the Amazon River, but Kush wanted more. There was a whole world to take over, I mean, explore. ^_^ On that fateful day a corporate executive decided to dump toxic waste in the Amazon River. Thinking of how to escape the river Kush swam, unknowingly, into the area of toxicity. The smiling, little pirana felt a little funny and started to swerve a bit. Before she knew it she had legs, arms and looked like a human.

"I'm free," she shouted in pure delight.

Her first few months as a human were quite spectacular. She took over the world with her appetite for power and became feared by all.

The End

*laughs* I know I'm a complete Lunatic. You can thank. . . my parents for it.

Now that the story is done I can tell you about my day on Wednesday. I went to get food because Kushes need to eat. Unless you are the Kushes from Maiestus, then you don't need to eat because you would be an outsider. So anyway, I got milk because I tend to be a moo juice fiend. I also got yummy strawberries!!! Mmmm, nummers!!! *bounces* I was walking down the sidewalk to my little apartment place and I dropped my milk. *cries* The darn jug broke and milk was pouring out all over the place. *sighs* This sad little Kush opened it up and dumped the rest in the grass. The sad thing was that I was soooooo close to getting to my door. So close!!! Oh well, I will survive. I learned a valuable lesson, don't carry so much.

Not much else has been going on. Just the usual. I still have a smidgeon of that cold, but it is basically gone.