Pimp Lion, Elves, Vikings And Sponges

Pimp Lion, Elves, Vikings And Sponges

I'm hungry. Anyone else hungry? *looks around* Here eat this! *gives everyone pudding and dirty muffins* *breaks out laughing* Ok, ok! Dirty muffins is way too funny right now. I wonder if I should even be typing this entry at work because my cube will vibrate with my giggles. Eh, I guess I will anyway.

Let me start from the beginning. Meg came to visit me on Thursday evening and stayed until Sunday afternoon. Thursday night we just hung out in my apartment. Friday night was the parade. Rain decided to show up that day, so everyone was cold setting things up and I was lucky enough to help Tam with the party for the clients. Did I mention that it was inside! I was so thankful for that. Well, Meg and I were lucky because we got to whatch the parade from inside. Go my internshipness!

The crazy parade jokes now begin. I know that these will probably be really lame and you will most likely make this face. -----> O_o I will try my hardest to remember all the dumb ass things Meg and I giggled over. Picture a guy in a lion costume with two female lions walking next to him. This is where Pimp Lion was created. How could you not say he was a pimp!? He had two chicks! Hmm, we saw a bear guy with a girl and we figured they had something going on and I wonder if they were friends with pimp lion. We saw a dance group waving their mittened hands around and Meg called their mittens muffins! This is where dirty muffins came from. That was not the only missaying that evening. I have a tendancy to accidentally mix words together. Sometimes it doesn't quite work out the way I planned. For example, we saw that a float had a huge gift on it and the lid opened. I was so excited *starts to wheeze from laughter* I said, *tries to calm self, but can't* "Dude! The lid opens and poop, there's a person!" At that time I had a blink, blink moment. This of course had us going for quite sometime because niether of us are really mature. Then we saw a float that was supposed to be a bus that looked like a crate. I would love to have a bus crate! Wouldn't that be fun! Ohhh! We saw the green streetwalkers! No, they weren't hookers, but sweet, innocent children. They were basically the safety patrol and Meg couldn't remember what they were called and made up her own words to describe them. ^_^ The last thing I can remember is the one-sided camel. Don't forget that camels are snobs and this wooden camel probably didn't want to be painted on both sides. *shakes head* Silly camel, didn't he know that everyone needs two sides? The parade turned out to be a lot of fun and I'm glad I got to see it from inside, where it was warm. Heh heh, poor suckers who had to be outside. Also a quick note of pride, my graphics were used for this parade. They turned out really nice from what I saw on my tape. I was even mentioned in the credits. *nods* Please stop! You're making me blush! No applause is needed. *blushes* *grins*

Ahhh yes, Polar Express. It wasn't the best movie, but it had it's moments. Most of the characters were delightfully cooky and I really enjoyed that. I would have to say my favorite character was the extreme sports Christmas ghost hobo. Wow, does that guy have a long title, or what!? I thought promotions/graphics/news intern was long, but that guy, wow! Ok, now that I look at it we both have obnoxiously long titles, but on with the movie review! So yes, he was totally awesome. I think kids would enjoy it, but I wonder if the elves and Santa would give them bad dreams. The elves looked really weird and this isn't because I'm used to seeing elves like Legolas either. Seriously, these elves looked freaky! O_O And Santa, holy mouse buttons! For some odd reason they gave him a holy aura. O_o Um, what? Did I miss the memo that said Santa Clause was an angel? Ol' St. Nick looked pretty fake. Some of the graphics in that movie looked almost real and then some of it looked really bad, like Santa. I have to say that if you are an extreme sports fan you will probably like this movie. Don't look at me like that, I'm serious. The elves had mad skills in extreme sports and of course we can't forget about the hobo. There was also a Steve Tylor elf, which freaked the fluffy duckies out of me. *nods* It was weird. Yeah, this movie ended up fun because Meg and I were the peanut gallery. I love being the peanut gallery!

Saturday Meg and I went to the omnimax theater to see the Vikings show. I had a lot of fun seeing that and I even learned new stuff about my ancestors. Ok, I will have you people know that toddler hats do not fit on my head. Granted it almost did, but it didn't. A lot of giggling was heard from us as we picked up random objects and plopped them on each other's shoulders and said, "Glomp." I did this mostly because it made Meg double over. I love making people laugh themselves silly! You know, it wasn't all me. I think Meg is megnetic. *points* Look, I tried to make a funny! *laughs*

After the Vikings show we went to see the Spongebob Squarepants Movie. Ugh. That's all I have to say about this one. The most frightening experience in that movie was when David Hasselhoff showed up. Yeah, sorry David, but I didn't want to see closeups of your body while Spongebob and Patrick run up and down your body. Meg and I seriously thought at one moment Spongebob was going to grab David's leg hair to pull himself up when he was falling. I bet if they had the time and money they would have found a way to do that. This was so bad that there was nothing funny to make fun of. That is pretty sad when the peanut gallery is so shocked at the horrendousness that they can't find anything clever and immature to say about it.

Yeah, it was a great weekend. ^_^